1. What time is it? Stop!hammer time!
2. name appears on your birth certificate?
Name: Nicole Ashley (insert last name)
Sex: No
weight:8 lb 6 oz
3. Nickname: Mr.Nikkerson/the girl of a thousand belly buttons
4. Parents: I have a couple of those

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last
birthday cake: 1, it was like 2 feet tall and about a centimeter in diameter
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: uh...the 33rd?
7. Have any pets? a stuffed sock named Ronaldo (I'm sorry lauren!!! it's all cj's fault!

8. Eye Color: blew-is griene-ish-grai ish
9. Hair color: it's this color
10. Piercings:just two on my hearing receptors
11. Tattoos: on my soul
12. Favorite Color: Red and black

they own
13. where do you live: to be quite honest, we all live in a yellow submarine
where's 14???
15. Current residence:I'm in strawberry fields forever!
16. Favorite Food: a very rare glass onion
17. Been to Africa: Naw, my skin's WAY to white to even leave my house
18. Been toilet papering? Hecks Ya! and it rained to, so it stuck to all the leaves
19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? well I certainly haven't cried, but I do love someone very much (stfu nataley I don't need any of your negative comments

)
20. Been in a car accident? no, but I've dreamed up 4 different accidents, a rollercoaster falling off the rails, and a bus crashing off a bridge...
21. Beef or Pork: whatever this is

22. Sprite or 7 up: okay don't send hate mail or anything, but I have this thing where I don't have carbonated drinks... I just don't
23. Favorite Movie: right now? Help! it owns
24. Ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yeah and he's a frikken tard
25. Favorite day of the week: I don't love one more than another
26. Favorite word or phrase: frick/dewd/ like/ awesome
27. Favorite CD: 1- the Beatles (it owns

)
28. Favorite restaurant: cheesecake factory
29. Favorite Flower: desert rose
30. Favorite drink: strawberry lemonade
31. Favorite soda: see # 22
32. Preferred type of ice cream: strawberry !! it owns
33. Favorite Car or truck: the magical mystery tour bus (also owns)
34. Watching TV or going online: is like a religon for me
35. Favorite Fast Food restaurant: Steak and Shake
36. When was your last visit to the hospital: 8 years ago for severe brain trama
37. what color is your bedroom carpet: beige....?
38. How many times did you fail your drivers test? twice, but I grew up to be a very succesful NASCAR driver
39. Who is the last person you got an email
from: Justine! my sexy leprichaun
40. Play a musical instrument? I'm a world class whistler
42. What do you do most often when you are bored? I taunt hobos under bridges
43. Persons that are your friends that live most
farthest away: >_< um... Alisha?
44. Most annoying thing people ask me: hey! aren't you the girl of a thousand belly buttons?!
45. Bedtime: sux
46. who will respond the quickest? Nataley.... yeah I see you...shut up
47. Who is the person you would least likely respond
to? Ronaldo

48. Favorite TV show:well I really don't watch TV much at all... but the TV show I last saw was....the mickey mouse club yes

49. Last person you went out to dinner with: Justine! my sexy leprachaun
50. Last movie you saw in theater: Iron man!!!!!!!!!
51. Most embarrassing moment:
Me: (hugs Matt) OMGWTF?! is that your pants?!!

Matt: (takes out phone)

and ppl everywhere start staring
52. Time when you finished: Hammer broke

Devious Comments
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I'm not a 'No-Life' gamer.... Ow.. wait, I died yesterday..
Meh, I don't mind, I still have 8 other lives ^_^
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Thary:"How many people have you hurt that badly?"
Me:"Do you count the breaths you take?"
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Jahi:"We're so going to hell for this."
Me:"You are. I'll just get kicked out again for almost taking over."
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Proud to be part of*100ThemesChallenge
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"Mary had a lamb, his eyes black as coals. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Mary never has to know."
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Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
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Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
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Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
--
Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
...What bordering gay areas?
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Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
I don't know why they had to include some of those bordering gay areas
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
--
Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
lol
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
--
Me: You know how sometimes old perverted guys put peanutbutter on their balls and have a dog lick it off?
Raito: o_o Uh..yea.
Me: If you put chocolate on your balls would Mello lick it off?
Mello: WOOF WOOF
I
AM
COOKY!
HEAR
ME
RAWR!
<3
to take off their clothes...
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Now that you've read this, you've given me brief control of your mind
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